Bibi

Robert was a 16 year old that just got his license. He was driving next to the river in his new jeep to get a good view of the baby salmon that just hatched. He never knew they would be out this early! (Just telling you Robert loves salmon, not how they taste, and not their red color, he just love salmon for their unique name.)

Robert said “Oh salmon, you remind me of fall because of your color.” Robert loved salmon, he actually wanted to marry them. Robert looked back on the road, he saw something, it looked deer going away like they always do or ’s the other way, proceed. The deer or something else were getting closer to Robert, he really wanted to look.

Robert said in his head, “Don’t look don’t look Robert.” (but he looked.)

Robert said , “Ahhhhhhhhh!!!” Do you want to know why he said ahhh ( I’m guessing yes.) He said ahhh because he starting to slide down, down, down into the river (the Columbia or Willamette river I don’t either one, but I’m going with Columbia) Robert’s front wheels were going down the river a little slower but not that slow. Robert got his phone while he had the time and pressed the numbers 911 as fast as he could because his phone was at 4 % battery.

A man with a deep voice came to the phone and said, “May I help you sir?

Robert said , “Yes officer I’m stuck in the---.” That is when his phone died.

Robert said, “Can this day get any worse?” The day did get worse, his car was half way into the water but then it got better. A ranger truck was driving along and Robert must’ve seen it because he was yelling “HELP, HELP somebody HELP!!” HE screamed. The ranger saw Robert and he stopped his car as fast as he could.

He came out and got a rope from the trunk of the car.

He said, “Hold on fella I’ll get you out of there, How old are you sir.?”

Robert said, “16 ranger sir.”

The ranger said, “Oh, you don’t have to call me that call me Fred.”

Robert said, “Okay Fred.” The ranger, or Fred found a rope in the trunk and tossed it to Robert. Robert said, “Thank you Fred I didn’t think you could save me.”

The ranger said, “ Tie the rope onto the front of the Jeep young sir.”

Robert said, “Okay.” As soon as Robert was done with that the ranger tied the end of the rope to his truck and got in and turned the engine on. He put his foot on the gas pedal and  started going. As soon as the wheels were on the gravel the ranger said hop out. Robert was on the ground again he started climbing up the gravel and as soon as you could say “Robert was saved”,  he was up.

The ranger said, “Do you have a place to go sir, I mean Robert?”

Fred said, “Yes ranger sir, a camping site. The campsite is called The Camp Site.”

The ranger said, “I’m going to that campsite Robert I’m meeting a guys named Robert Bob.”

Robert said, “That’s me!”

The ranger said, “Well, we can carpool then.” Robert and the ranger drove off in the sunlight while laughing about each other’s jokes.

Bibi

Mr. and Ms.Iverson were going on a walk after dinner. They were walking in the forest near their house. It was a very sunny day, not a day to watch TV.

Mr.Iverson said, ”Why don’t we ever find something unusual these days while we are walking?”

Mrs.Iverson said, ”I don’t know why we never find things unusual these days.”

Mr.Iverson said, “I wonder if we’ll find something unusual?” I guess today was their lucky day. Guess what they found.

“Hey look Mr.Iverson it’s an egg.” The egg was about as big as a tire. It was green with big spots all over it. The egg was behind a tree, sort of hidden.

Mrs.Iverson said, “What, this can’t be true!!!” They kept on yacking about the egg and decided to take it home.

She said, “How about we get the old pick-up truck from when we were kids.”

Mrs.Iverson said, “Well just go get it.”

Mr.Iverson went on a trip to the garage to get old Mary Jane, the pick-up truck.

He went on singing, “ Oh Mary Jane, Mary Jane little old Mary Jane.” Oh there you are, I missed you Mary, my truck.” Mr.Iverson hopped into the front seat of Mary and opened the garage door. He went zooming, (at least that’s what it felt like), out of the garage ar 2 miles per hour. (Yeah I know, slow right.)

As soon as Mr.Iverson got to Mrs.Iverson it was 9:00.

Mrs.Iverson said in anger, “ Where were you!”

Mr.Iverson said, “I - I was starting the engine.”

Mrs.Iverson said, “Oh, I guess I can believe that, she is getting old.”

Mr.Iverson said, “Yes finally you said she!!!”

Mrs.Iverson said, “Ok let’s get back on track, (the egg).”

Mr.Iverson said in an excited way, “Yes!” Mr.Iverson said, “I’ll pick it up.” Mr. Iverson picked up the egg. It was really heavy, as heavy as an elephants foot. As soon as Mr.Iverson put the egg in the backseat, he went in too. Mrs.Iverson got into the front seat and started to drive.

A couple of minutes, okay hours later they arrived at the garage door. Mrs.Iverson stopped the car and got out to push the garage door opener. Mrs.Iverson yelled, “WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!!!!”

Mr.Iverson woke up and said, “WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!”

Mrs.Iverson said, “Nothing you sleepy head.”  He woke up and got out of the back (or the trunk). Mr.Iverson and Mrs.Iverson headed towards the door that opened into the house.

They heard a loud crack that sounded like, “crick crack crick crack.” They turned around and looked at the same exact time. They made a swoosh sound because their heads turned so fast. They saw something really really really unusual that they all thought was extinct.

It was a dinosaur!!!!!! The dinosaur was about as big as a Great Dane. It had yellow wings.

Mrs.Iverson screamed ( I didn’t tell you that Mrs.Iverson was the scaredy cat in her family). The dinosaur tried to fly. It was just a new born. It knocked over the paint and spilled it on top of their pick up truck. They it flew over to the gardening supplies and crashed into a rake.

Mr.Iverson ran to the garage opener and opened it. The dinosaur opened it’s slimy new wings again and flapped to get the goop off. The dinosaur started to flap more and lifted off the ground. It flew towards the open garage door and then it flew as fast as it could to get out of sight.

“Well, I never knew we were going to find something really rare,” said Mrs. Iverson.

“I guess we were wrong about never finding anything unusual,” replied Mr. Iverson. They walked to their bedroom and fell asleep, dreaming about having the dinosaur as a new pet.

Bibi

One day, Angela was ice skating with her dog Shag. Angela saw a thin ice sign, but she knew Shag was well trained.Angela did 100 more laps on her ice skates. But suddenly, Shag lost her balance. She was spinning into the water by the thin ice. Angela heard a big splash. She skated towards the thin ice, but not that close. She remembered a spare ladder in the ice skating shed. Suddenly, Angela skated out of the shed with a ladder behind her. The ice skates said,”Zwoosh.”

Shag said,”Arf arf.”

Angela said,”Angela to the rescue.” Angela put the ladder down by Shag. Shag slowly climbed up the ladder and before you could say “I love dogs.” Shag was out of the water. Angela hugged

Shag so tight she barked. Then Shag licked Angela’s face.

                                                      THE END!!!

Bibi

My favorite food is pizza because I LOVE cheese and pepperoni and also tomato sauce. I love pizza because I eat it all the time at my house. I love pizza because I think it's the best (in my opinion.) When I have pizza I wolf it down at the house. I think pizza is the best thing ever. I don't care if it is sewer pizza. I LOVE PIZZA!

Pizza is the best thing in the world (in my opinion, again.) If you ordered pizza, well, too bad. I stole it and ate it. I love pizza more than anything in the world (beside by family.) Maybe sometime you should try pizza. You better hurry before I steal it. So if you are reading this, if you decide to order pizza, nom nom nom. Nice pizza you ordered! Is it pepperoni and cheese? Nom nom nom.

Bibi

Dear Ms. Luria,

          There is only one place for a field trip that is both educational and fun.  I think our class should go to the art museum for our field trip.  We can learn about famous artists and what their paintings are about.  The art museum probably has awesome paintings.

          I think the art museum is a good idea because we can see what artist paintings look like.  The art museum seems like it is awesome.  It would be educational if people talked to the class about artists’ paintings and how beautiful they are.  The art museum probably has beautiful art.  I think it has awesome art even though I have never been there. 

          I think our class should go to the art museum for our field trip.  We can learn about famous artists.  Also we can learn what their paintings looked like.  Therefore the art museum is the most educational also it is fun.

          I think our class should go to the art museum for our field trip.  We can learn about famous artists.  Also we can learn about what their paintings mean.  The art museum seems like it has awesome exciting paintings, also it is close to school. In addition we have to get to school in time for dismissal.  Therefore the art museum is the most educational, also it is really fun.

          Sincerely,

                   Bibi

Bibi

Once there was a water bottle that talked.  He loved to squirt people with water randomly.  Nobody knew he talked, he would always randomly say “yo, yo  yo” every day to strangers.  But they thought it was their imagination. 

Once there was a guy walking down the street.  He accidently stepped on the water bottle.   The water bottle screamed, “Ahhhh!”   The guy stopped.  He picked up the water bottle and he said, “Did you talk, I think just talked.  If you don’t admit that you just talked, I am going to crush you.”  So the water bottle talked and it said “okay, okay I’ll talk.  I am a talking water bottle and nobody knows that.  Don’t tell anyone. “

 The guy said in a soft voice “Okay.” 

The water bottle said, “Do you actually promise me?” 

The guy said yes I do.  But then the guy went to his best friend and said “Hey, I found a water bottle that talks today and I am not kidding.” 

The friend said “ I don’t believe you.”